Crazy Ass Weekend

DeAR rEadEr, Twas a rough while that has caused this egregious mistake in not posting more posts, I do apologize.. Read on.

Of course the one day when I'm not in philly, the person to whom I've suggested to have a fiesta would have one.. But at least I got to feed myself wit sum cupcakes... I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

Ridda was in our math class today cause people kept sayin that The Chow is trippin'., i guess so cause she is kinda a crack head sometimes.... I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

Mr. Musto got with this one chick, and then she threw up all over janes houses floor. SMGDH.....

I DON'T EVEN KNOW

Drunk people do stoopid shyt. .... I DO KNOW.

"curfew sux mo d" - Clay

Princeton is off.. They don't have a good representation of brown people..

"Who doesn't smoke a crack-pipe before a soccer game!?" - Tyrell

What has the world come to?!'

Baby Trex HOUNGRY!

Thank you for reading,

DEUCEZ MUFUCKAAAAAAAAAA

Jurred T.

GET CRAZY NAAAA

Im Lost...

HELP FIND ME!! IM IN APPEL FARMS NEW JOISEY! all i see are corn fields and open land! THE AIR IS TOO CLEAN I NEED MO POLLUTION!! theres too much nature out here and i bet theres a whole lot of stars at night and its really quiet. I MISS GUN SHOTS AND POLICE SIRENS :( help meeee on another note. i went to georgetown cupcakes yesterday and it was the shiiiiiit!! i got a red velvet cupcake and it was sooo goood!! it had a marsmellow on the top of the icing. it was perfect. anyways... choir has 50 mofos in it...what the fuuuck?! all these yunbuls are here.. yes i said yunbuls cause im old as hell. HELP ME! im outtie. deucezz ninjas, jt

Same Old Same Old...

Same Old cheap ass phone for posting random shit up in this bitch. Same old boring ass english books to read.... fuck the old shit! the only positive thing i have to say is that i got my writing section of the SAT from a 400 to a 600 and its still goin up! wooop...... lemme cop a idea for shit to talk about?? sHoUT oUtZ tO 3rRyOn3 wH0 r3aD dIZ sHyT sTiLL D3c3z, Jt

Life and Times of the Vineyard

back on a computer...

SMFH...... it really has been over a long period of time that i haven't used a computer for a post...

TOO LONG YO!

im at the "vineyard" with all these other bourgeoisie black people from jack and jill...

did you know that refills at this rib joint cost "80 cents"....

WHY 80?!

why not,,75,,,50,,,,25???

WHY NOT FREE?!!?!

they have good fries though so idk...

CHOIR CAMP WHOOOP WOOOP!

siike naw... its in the middle of nowhere with a pit of penis shaped objects...

i'll pass.

but i can't im librarian... AHAA classic..

{brea hall is a twat}

junior year in t minus too many days to keep track of cause i dont need to think yet.

summer=SAT prep/reading for school...

mas triste....

4% battery left..

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im outtie

DEUCESSS YO :p

shout outz to bridge and daisy d.

For DAYZ

i know, i know what your thinkin' "shiiiit i ain gon read this, he hasnt posted on here in a minute!" i would think the same thing. if yall havent noticed by now, my house has a severe case of nigganet. one may wonder why is he using the n-word in such a way? this is why, my houses internet is beyond fucked up and triflin, the people have come out numerous amount of times and yet, im still posting shit from my phone.... SMMFH! SKRIIT.... anyways, i have disappeared off the face of this blessed earth on various occasions. when i get on a computer, i shall post all of the things i have to say from when i was in miami livin the champagne life. alas, another catalyst for this post is bridget, bridget feelee. her verbal abuse finally made me realize i have a lot of shit to talk and bullshit i need to put on blast here. thank you bridget for being my muse. THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO DAIZE DASCH. Im on cp time therefore im on time :P CHUNKIN UP DA DEUCES WENCHES! ADIOS

quality time....

...with my history packet sucks.

Should i care about jewish messianism in the first and second century or do another post..... i'll take the latter.

if you don't already know that mike gibbs makes the best beats ever, get yo heard right. just sayin'...

Question #1: What happened to formspring?

it seems to have disappeared...

Question #2: Would you rather stay for 10 more minutes and have to watch middle school lose to GA or would you rather go to riddas?

Riddas please!

Question #3: Was it just me or did the freshman sound tone deaf today?

YOU DECIDE!

Question #4: Doest it seem like all these top 100's always seem to have some jank bp's in them? Better yet, where did these lists come from and why do they say top 100 and have 150?

SIMPLE ADDITION MATTERS...

IT'S TIME FOR JARRED'S FUN FACTS!! (insert applause)

NUMBA ONE: I CAN'T SPELL CORRECTLY ALL THE TIME !

NUMBA TEW: I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WEAVE WAS TILL LAST YEAR ! (insert gasps)

NUMBA TREE: I FOUND MY BURSH !

NUMBA FO': "I DON'T APPROVE OF ALL THIS FREEKY DEEKY STUFF PEOPLE DO THESE DAYS" MIZZ MCDANIEL-TURNER

it's about that time again, where i leave and don't show up for another week, runnin' on that tnt with some interesting stuff....

shout outz to ally d :D

I bid you all adieu,

jHt

sorry tess

i'm extra lazy

From grimey jack and jill parties to prom oand choir concerts, i get extra lazy.

Lets get an overview of things that have occured...

1. PROM:

• It was crazy.
• it popped.
• It was in camden.
• i took way too many pictures...
• rita saw me dancing... awkward..

2. SCHOOL:

• teachers are trippin.
• they're tryna get me before the year is over
• fuck jr. project
• countdown has started

3. CHOIR:

• i sing more days a week than i learn
• its a varsity program according to steve
• chris sounds like an african when he sings
• imma miss the choir seniors.

which means my momma is trippin'! at least my dad is cookin all this food.. haa

shout outz to all my followers and believers.

one day when im actually famous, you'll all get the shout out you deserve...

DEUCEZZ

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Girl Rite Thur Got Bussed On!!!

BUSSED ON BU BUSSED ON.

Ha. But this time literally..

On friday April 16th, at some random firehouse in conshohocken, multiple people got BUSSED on while at a dance. To be exact, in the general stomach region, and no I did not see these things, they were told to me.. As well, several people were caught copulating on the dance floor as well. This is what happens when crazy black folk get together at a party on friday night playin nothin but gettin it music the whole night.. TRIFE!!!!!

partymusic+dance+blackpeople+pitchblackness=weave all over the floor + stampede for free water

Something else that amazed me recently was seeing a picture of the "ooh op"..

Some quotes that I find enjoyable:

"NO! That doesnt sound like fun, it sounds like a zoo"

"They were making pancakes"

"Chris Golsun looks like that old african picture"

"I'm on the pill so everythings fine" Tess....

"Hit it till you skeet"

I also created a new verb, to chris golsun. you may wonder what is this fool talking about. To chris golsun is to be excessively loud and while singing be really really loud but on key. hmm......

Fogo de Chão is unhealthy if you stay there for four hours.......

I stay on my tnt. I got to choir at 2:50 and it started at 2 and at 3:40 we got a break. Cupcakes.

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Have fun y'all

-JT

Shout out to ALINA BAMBS.

good life

Hello all, i am back! and on my cellular device. I have been living the good life like kanye said, so there hasnt been anything crazy or absurd for me to talk about. Here's a check up: i got into a night class for Essentially english, im taking my drivers test soon, im going to fogo de chao on saturday for t-rex's bday. i mispelled prodigy "pordigy", and i finally got a haircut! Now i dont look like such a koon and my nap is gone! HALLELUJAH LAWD. tennis season so far has been a skruuuugle, i have yet win a singles match. In academic standing, i just shit on the last chemistry test and now i have 100% average. The Lord is good. With all these new free's i have been on my presidential tip.. This weekend was very interesting to say the least. I was one of the few negroes at lela's sweet 16 which was very interesting in itself. i felt very awkward especially because they didnt play any of that devil music. people were 'wilin' as usual and shit popped off that had me dyingg. no i was not shot. althought it did not how you say "pop", i found it quite enjoyable. Saturday was when i got my peas and corn cut off cause i gots ta stay fresh mayne. Today my father made rhibs and chicken and he sure did put his foot in'em!! and i had to do the rediculous amount of history that was assigned . Oh, i am also in the market for some duggy shoes to work on my shoe game, please help me. I have also opened an escort service for prom. my clientel include clay, nick, theresa, tess and myself. if you are interesed in one of my escorts, please inbox me on facebook or contact me somehow. I almost forgot whos i met this weekend, Z's mother while i was working on satyrday at josh cohen's house for west mount airy neighbors. hmmm............ Well thats all for now... deucez {mediatakeout}

A Film Review

I am assuming everyone is familiar with the short film "Yun Frankenstein" for a short film it was full of quality outtakes and the actor portraying Victor did a good job with that english accent. And the use of that wooden spoon was clever as well. All of you are wondering why i am blogging about this, we watched this in english on the last day before break. Yes I know it is over a year old, fuck you. Is there a Yun Othello? I give it 4 out of 5 stars.

Speaking of Othello, we also watched "O" a contemporary version of Othello and it was very interesting how they both use the darkest of dark black people to portray Othello. What if he was a high yellow (pronounced yellar) or a brown? Why must he be as black as night? hmm?? Think about that.

Speaking of being black as night, one of the side affects of being black in heat, the back uh yo neck gonna look like tar! beware...

I also was on karmaloop.com looking at some kicks, you gotta keep yo shoe game tight playa, and saw some very classy shoes. I added them to this post and they're gonna show up somewhere, I don't know where, I'm not Ari with this shit.

I was also watching these youtube videos about this british bloke trying foods for some reason, here are some of them, i suggest you watch them all, they're quality.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tcg7gm3HWXY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_SF0l_iQio&feature=channel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z2nblD45Ic&feature=channel

sorry to my caucasian viewers, but some of yall are just straight crazy..

I have decided to leave you all today with a little riddle:

¿What other words can you get from GINGER?

"You know what goes really well with ribs? Blunts." - A Wise Man

Arivouir PUTA CHINGADOS

jht

p.s. if the pictures don't show up here are the urls

http://www.karmaloop.com/products.aspx?ProductID=88360&VendorCode=COV

http://www.karmaloop.com/products.aspx?ProductID=88722&VendorCode=SUP&mybuyscid=9804430332

HALLELUJAH!

iT IS THE FIRST OF THE MONTH AND WE OT OUR WELFARE CHECK SO MY PARENTS COULD PAY THE INTERNET BILL!!! Just kidding, I am allowed to use the daggone computer again!!!


And its spring break!!!! woooooooo!

i missed my license test, again for the third time. hopefully it will be before my permit expires,,,who knows...

I visited NYU and Columbia with Theresa aka Trex and unfortunately Christopher Golsan..// But as always, New York popped! and now im tryna go to college there maybe// who knows...?

Anyways, on my time spent on the ld (lockdown), i have had time to actually do my work without distractions!!! a miracle,, siiiiike the distractions made everyhting less monotanous, you like that vocab. Haha. I have been able to read in my spare time over break and on weekends, i have actually finished two books! In terms of television, there isi nothing of quality on during the day, therefore i have been watching Avatar, Invader Zim, El Tigre and various other nick toons. If we had the movie package with showtime, starz, max and that other one, i could be watching some free scary movies because HBO is weak.

On a sad note, I was assigned art homework, and if you didnt know i struuuuuuuuuggle with some art... therefore i have decided against taking it nex year.

I am on the shitty dell there fore i have to leave, it is dying. Say a prayer porfavor.

Hallelujah from the heart of God that I have returned from the dead.


Deuce(z) JT

From the misty depths I have returned

Peep my title yo'. im on my phone, again....shit is ruuuufffff. alex just drove us on the expressway and he was half decent. Oh dear gracious followers, i feel like a negligant parent it has been so long... i would like to tell you all my life has been uneventful and very boring for the past three weeks. one thing that is very interesting is that this will be the most racist season ever. its me, kyle, nick davis, clay, and mike feldman is our captain aka "massa feldman". i find racism quite comical, which is probably a bad thing....oh welll. back to my soliloquy. deuce mufuckazzz. jt

my condolences

dear followers, it has been a rough winter, and a rough couple of weeks.

i have been extremely inconsistent with these posts and for that, i am ashamed... as you all know about my situation, this will probably be my last post for a while...

i would like to give a shout out to all those who have been faithful followers and i will proceed to give people shout outs as well...

Yessica: holaa yess hi jailbird WENCH! jk jk lubb u tew. You were a very nice person, may you prosper

Clay: although your ignorant, and will always be, you were a good friend

Nick Davis: read above

Kyle: keep on keepin it 100. do you

Bridgét: i will always appreciate the fact of you inspiring me to make a blog

i know im forgetting other people, and im sorry.

deucezz wench(es)

siempre, JT

I have returned

....From the depths of chemistry. It was a hard battle, but I think I have won. I hope i did.

It has been a rough winter my dear followers. a very rough winter.....

Things that are poppining:

1. When Jay Q and Christopher have "disagreement" i die, from laughter
2. candy corn
3. falling asleep in spanish class after doing 3 1/2 rounds of coke, with rosario
4. talking with brea hall
5. leanring life lessons from yessica and kyle like things about swagger jacking
6. not reading othello
7. latinas

Things that are trifling:

1. sierra carter gorden
2. christopher goldson
3. HOW DO PEOPLE GET CAUGHT ON TAKE HOME MATH TESTS AND THEN GET CAUGHT CHEATING ON IT AT SCHOOL?! i dont understand...
4. My parents

On a nother note, did you hear about how John Mayer said that he has a white supremacist dick?!? thats real triflin..... And that is not true, everyone has a lil jungle fever or what i call la fiebre de la selva. But really, how ignorant is it to say that you have a racist dick, in a magazine, when most of your fans are black.....thats really really ignorant.

BrIdEt Feely is really funny too. 6:29 alright i have to go make this money i mean go grocery shopping. Does this mean you have been pimping hoes? or pimping Gus? hmm...

I have been meaning to put Ka$ha Ka at maxyorep and Noah her boo in a post. i just did it. and Manolo is a kinda nice person, unlike kevin who is a douche.

Samie is too funny. according to her my new nick name is Mediatakout or DR. J...hmmm

Well, Its been really "popping" words and catch frases.

D-D-D-D-DEEUCE [WENCHES]

JT

A Brief Update.

Hello followers,

it has been a while at least it must have been because bridget said that i need some new posts... I just got home from the act/sat comparison tests. It was a struggle... Im doing this on my phone because i love yall so much. for those who dont know, i have a square etch a sketch phone. i have been on my chill since the snow came. what a needed break.

i just got my report card, THROW SUM D'Z ON DAT BITCH!!! siiike nawwwwww. i put in work this quater. i think im addicted to brown suga pop tarts.

i wud perciate if yuh wud do me a favuh nd subscribe to dis blog.

deuuucee, trickz. Y.H.T

stupid clubs at gfs

I am a hater, hear me roar

I understand people want to put on a college résumé that they created a club, but be realistic, why create a club that you know will only be around for one year? Biracial club, Music club, LOST club, and all you other random clubs are pointless. Why clog up student news with clubs that don’t have many people?.

i am a hater & i dont care.

{>J&H&T<}

no post today

i spent the majority of my day at choir.

enjoy this tid-bit.

Hemiola-a rhythmic pattern of syncopated beats with two beats in the time of three or three beats in the time of two.

OR
-when a woman makes her ass clap

By Nick Fromell

That dance was horrid, but I really don't remember that much so whatever...

i still looked fresh.

i wanna give a shoutout to EVE MAXSON, ALINA ESQUINEAAZI (bridg-et told me shes mehicano ay q rico), SAMI CLARK FOR BEING AMAZING AND OTHER PEOPLE WHO WANTED ME TO GIVE THEM A SHOUTOUT.

I WOULD LIKE TO BATTLE SOMEONE IN DMACING POR FAVOR

DOMINIQUE WHERE WERE YOU MY MAN?

THE THERESA CHARLOTTE SARAH CREW ARE AN INTERESTING BUNCH

I TALK TO BRE-AM HALL TOO MUCH, SHE A HOE

BETSY DAISY KEVIN AND SOME OTHER BLURRY FACE LEFT THE DANCE EARLY TO DO SOME RISKY BUSINESS OR AT LEAST I'M ASSUMING

KEVIN FOUND HIS PHONE

I ARRIVED ON T-N-T TO CHOIR AS USUAL

LIZ MACOLINO'S EX WAS CREEPIN AT THE DANCE!

BRIAN RIGGS IS TRYING TO MAKE ME GO TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE

IF YOU A BLACK, ANSWER THIS, DO OR HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED FOR A TIME TO USE THE BLACK CARD?

MY FARM ON FARMVILLE IS KINDA LIKE A BIG DEAL

TESS DOGGETT WAS LATE TO CHOIR BECAUSE SHE WAS ON THE CORNOR MAKIN HER MONEY

JAY QUERY IS A SLAVE MASTER FROM 300 YEARS AGO

JASON IS JEREMIH

FROM NOW ON IF YOUR NAME STARTS WITH A J IT WILL BE STARTING WITH A Y

THIS HAS BEEN A ROUUUUGH WINTER!

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TU AMANTE MEJOR

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BLACK FOLK ARE WIIIIILIN!

Dear Followers,

I would like to say to you all that i have (used to until this post) as many followers as posts. This makes me very happy erryone. Now if you keep it that way well be cool.. and for those of you who like to read this without following it (bridget feely), you dissappoint me. C'mon! are you embarrassed to follow this rite here?! YEP YO SHIT.

Today when I got on the computer there were videos up from this morning about people fighting in germantown....aaah germantown. But anyways, i watched them and boy oh boy, they were wiiiiilin, hence the title of this post. Now these videos made me laugh soo much. I'll post them at the end of this thing so you will understand what I'm talkin about.

But on another note, lets discuss Flirty Girl Fitness...

WHAT THE FUCK!? Now this is supposed to be a "workout" thing that teaches you to be "flirty", if you call dancing on poles and chairs "flirty", to mean that means "stripper". This is supposed to make these chicks go from flabby or whatever to pole dancing. What happened to Jenny Craig hm? If you want to be in shape, dance on a pole, and get paid, be a stripper! smh...

here are those videos i promised...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE9_UXZmCb0&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGxZeCaCmcc&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfJkzpI1f8w&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZfcl6YoCKc&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_VzOdygDDw&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_xVHhxFBkY&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyuHWNDPrGE&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlROhvdHHLU&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl6Nx1WG710&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd3SiVVAtSU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzskGYCkzYU&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TifaFH9wteE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEMhkfU3s90&feature=related

i guess this is enough...

p.s. weave will be flying! lol

Deucez

JT

dis isnt as good as my original of this but that one disappeared when my safari froze :(

who is mkaulbach? who is james pabarue? tell me the asnwers to dese tings