A Brief Update.

Hello followers,

it has been a while at least it must have been because bridget said that i need some new posts... I just got home from the act/sat comparison tests. It was a struggle... Im doing this on my phone because i love yall so much. for those who dont know, i have a square etch a sketch phone. i have been on my chill since the snow came. what a needed break.

i just got my report card, THROW SUM D'Z ON DAT BITCH!!! siiike nawwwwww. i put in work this quater. i think im addicted to brown suga pop tarts.

i wud perciate if yuh wud do me a favuh nd subscribe to dis blog.

deuuucee, trickz. Y.H.T

stupid clubs at gfs

I am a hater, hear me roar

I understand people want to put on a college résumé that they created a club, but be realistic, why create a club that you know will only be around for one year? Biracial club, Music club, LOST club, and all you other random clubs are pointless. Why clog up student news with clubs that don’t have many people?.

i am a hater & i dont care.

{>J&H&T<}

no post today

i spent the majority of my day at choir.

enjoy this tid-bit.

Hemiola-a rhythmic pattern of syncopated beats with two beats in the time of three or three beats in the time of two.

OR
-when a woman makes her ass clap

By Nick Fromell

That dance was horrid, but I really don't remember that much so whatever...

i still looked fresh.

i wanna give a shoutout to EVE MAXSON, ALINA ESQUINEAAZI (bridg-et told me shes mehicano ay q rico), SAMI CLARK FOR BEING AMAZING AND OTHER PEOPLE WHO WANTED ME TO GIVE THEM A SHOUTOUT.

I WOULD LIKE TO BATTLE SOMEONE IN DMACING POR FAVOR

DOMINIQUE WHERE WERE YOU MY MAN?

THE THERESA CHARLOTTE SARAH CREW ARE AN INTERESTING BUNCH

I TALK TO BRE-AM HALL TOO MUCH, SHE A HOE

BETSY DAISY KEVIN AND SOME OTHER BLURRY FACE LEFT THE DANCE EARLY TO DO SOME RISKY BUSINESS OR AT LEAST I'M ASSUMING

KEVIN FOUND HIS PHONE

I ARRIVED ON T-N-T TO CHOIR AS USUAL

LIZ MACOLINO'S EX WAS CREEPIN AT THE DANCE!

BRIAN RIGGS IS TRYING TO MAKE ME GO TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE

IF YOU A BLACK, ANSWER THIS, DO OR HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED FOR A TIME TO USE THE BLACK CARD?

MY FARM ON FARMVILLE IS KINDA LIKE A BIG DEAL

TESS DOGGETT WAS LATE TO CHOIR BECAUSE SHE WAS ON THE CORNOR MAKIN HER MONEY

JAY QUERY IS A SLAVE MASTER FROM 300 YEARS AGO

JASON IS JEREMIH

FROM NOW ON IF YOUR NAME STARTS WITH A J IT WILL BE STARTING WITH A Y

THIS HAS BEEN A ROUUUUGH WINTER!

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TU AMANTE MEJOR

(_i_put_a_hurt'n_on em_ya_diiiiiig?>)

BLACK FOLK ARE WIIIIILIN!

Dear Followers,

I would like to say to you all that i have (used to until this post) as many followers as posts. This makes me very happy erryone. Now if you keep it that way well be cool.. and for those of you who like to read this without following it (bridget feely), you dissappoint me. C'mon! are you embarrassed to follow this rite here?! YEP YO SHIT.

Today when I got on the computer there were videos up from this morning about people fighting in germantown....aaah germantown. But anyways, i watched them and boy oh boy, they were wiiiiilin, hence the title of this post. Now these videos made me laugh soo much. I'll post them at the end of this thing so you will understand what I'm talkin about.

But on another note, lets discuss Flirty Girl Fitness...

WHAT THE FUCK!? Now this is supposed to be a "workout" thing that teaches you to be "flirty", if you call dancing on poles and chairs "flirty", to mean that means "stripper". This is supposed to make these chicks go from flabby or whatever to pole dancing. What happened to Jenny Craig hm? If you want to be in shape, dance on a pole, and get paid, be a stripper! smh...

here are those videos i promised...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE9_UXZmCb0&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGxZeCaCmcc&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfJkzpI1f8w&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZfcl6YoCKc&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_VzOdygDDw&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_xVHhxFBkY&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyuHWNDPrGE&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlROhvdHHLU&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl6Nx1WG710&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd3SiVVAtSU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzskGYCkzYU&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TifaFH9wteE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEMhkfU3s90&feature=related

i guess this is enough...

p.s. weave will be flying! lol

Deucez

JT

dis isnt as good as my original of this but that one disappeared when my safari froze :(

who is mkaulbach? who is james pabarue? tell me the asnwers to dese tings

goodness gracious

Dear Followers,

today was an eventful day, we watched the Great Negro Debaters with Ted in anglish and we almost had a test in spanish class because we did too many rounds of coke with Rosario. jaja. But seriously, we did too many rounds of coke...

But besides that, random mess occured and we have course sign up for next year for those seniors out there your lucky your done, for those juniors, meh you know what it is... and for those sophmores, be smart cause i don't want anyone having a mental break down next year...shoot....

I would also like to show my appreciation for the folk who have followed my blog, I have (before this post), one follower per post, this makes me proud. I would like to give Tess Dogggett a shoutout for telling me she followed ma shit. and for da others out dere dat have already followed dis shit. Thnkz Mucho.

Now it is time for a look in the life uh Jurred Turnah.

Tuhday I axidentally calt mi madre crazy and she beat dat AZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!! lawl but reali tho she beat my behind.. then i went to my room and slept. Rewind a good 3 hours or so. I saw mista Mubashshir in the computer room! It was crazy. You all know that he has secret powers of mind control and super ninja moves right? Well youse should..

I would also like to interject that i don't think that my video posts are quality, what do yall think? comment (please) and give me your point of view i would really appreciate it.

but anyways, has anyone ever wondered how on video games they only have 2 options for black people hair and they have 3 options for skin tone? Take for example farmville, I have the option to choose between an Afro dreds. Well the predicament is that i dont have either, i have that good good low cut wit da waves, but of course, that is not an option. For the skin tones, they have high yellow, brown, and dark brown. Oh looky there, I'm specifically a yellow bone but not high yellow like jessica but not a brown like jason, I'm a few shades darker than kyle (for reference). See how complicated it is to be black?! *SIIIIIIIGH*

I would like to explain why my blog posts are inconsistant. I AM BLACK, I HAVE SPORACDIC TENDENCIES WHERE MY TRIFLING BLACKNESS BUILDS UP TO A LEVEL WHERE I SHUT DOWN ALL PURPOSE OF DOING THINGS ON TIME AND I PUT THINGS OFF UNTIL LATER RESULTING IN LARGE BLOG POSTS ABOUT MANY THINGS. sorry, its a medical condition...

also i would like to mention that the philly chapter of jack and jill is having a dance on the 13th of March, its gonna pop. DJ Freak Nasty is the DJ its down town at penn Houston Hall specifically. I'm selling tickets:$10 each, $15 dollars at the door. COME CORRECT!! no tim's, beaters, white tees, you know what it is....you know where to find me if your interested.

thank you for your time, i appreciate it.

DEUCE

JT

how was you friday?

snow day numba 3!

IS STRUGGLIN'!!!!!!! I GOTTA LET YALL KNOW!

Dear Beloved Followers,

Sorry this took so long, my mom wanted me to read and she took the cord to the desktop.

Is it just me, or is it when you have so many snow days even your parents are like you gotta get the hell outta my house. My parents are sooo crazy and funny sometimes. My mom was like your black behind has got to get out of my house. hahaha. I saw Caleb Rau running cuz he is apart of that cult called XC. I keep it 100% here and yes, it is a cult. Anyways you know its time to do something different when your conversations on AIM get boring with people who you usually have fun talking to i.e. Jessica Moody, Shes funny, but ain't nothin poppin off to talk about. Sorry if i bother you too missus.

Yesterday I wen to the Shropshire's and we were chillin and then Sarah Bergman came over nd then we all went on a trek to da Co-Op. It was closed but her dad got us the hook up. Haha. Fast forward 2 1/2 hours walking in the blizzard. We end up at Riley Tarver's house and low and behold Iris Williamson is there as well. We peace out and go back to T-Rex's house and get warm and wait for those two to journey over. Then when they finally arrived, shit popped off. I started telling Theresa how horrible of a person she is because she and Dom broke up and quite a few people agreed with my statement.

Oh and for further notice, here is a disclaimer: IF YOU GO OVER TO THE SHROPSHIRES', DON'T GO THERE HUNGRY AND DON'T EXPECT FOOD, THERE WILL BE NONE, BRING FOOD TO CONSUME. I end up feeding them and them I mean Sam and Theresa.

Back on track,,,,,,,At 7'oclock eastern timeish the Turner Household lost all power. Mis padres wanted that Yo y el Hermano returno to the casa. I rebelled by calling the house severval times with threats to call child services. In the end, they pleaded defeat. HAHAHAH. juuust kidding. They were like deuces. Fast forward several hours later. At 11:30 Post Meridan Time on the East Coast of the United States of America, in Philadelphia P.A., the inhabitants of 6601 Wissahickon Ave., decided to do something absolutely CRACK HEADISH. They, meaning my father, drove to my location and hit up Alexander's Cellular and said "Get your a**'s into this d*mn car, People are trying to get by me" utterly dazed and confused, we said our deuces to Riley, Iris, T-Rex, Sarah and Sam and left. WHO PICKS UP SOMEONE AT 11:30 AT NIGHT WHEN THEY ARE CHILLIN WITH PEOPLE. AUNT DIANE AND UNCLE KENNY COULD HAVE BEEN ALSEEP. I COULD BE ALSEEP. why interrupt my chilling, to pick me up when you could do it in the morning when its safer. Then we got stuck in a snow bank and then he drove like a lil bitch the whole way back. SHIT. Way to fuck up my night. But i got home and ate some food cause there is no shropshires food in the house. jajaja (my lil spanish laugh).

daggone...

What a night.

What a today.

What a blog.

More to come tomorrow if my mom doesn't take the computer cord, again.

¿Follow me?

to all the people who are creepin' on my shit and not official followers, you are a bitch, follow my shit. I'm trying to make my quota.

DEUCES,

have a great snowday and 7 day weekend errybody.

JT

(using all those patters were labor intensive. notice the JT in spring like colors because I want this winter to be over.)

blizzard!

Dear Followers and random people who view my blog without becoming a follower,

I am walking a good mile to theresa's house. I hope that the lord will watch over me while i walk out into this white oblivion. I will return later, hopefully.

Peace & Blessings,

J. H. Turner

snow day and weezy

wellll, fuck posting videos i can't stand them. im back to writing the old fashioned way.

i would like to put some people on blast right now as well. SECRETS ARE POINTLESS IF I ALREADY KNOW WHAT YOUR KEEPING FROM ME, STOP BEING A CHILD AND TELL ME. SHIT.

anyways, i hate GFS, it makes me miserably and i would like to give a shout out to all the mofos who go to college this year; yall are really lucky, im stuck in this piece of shit. enjoy your freedom.

a topic for discussion is Lil' Wayne going to jail. How the hell is he not in jail already is the real question. really though, he negro behind is always talking about snorting coke, sippin that sizzurp and partaking in marijuana all the time. if i were a police officer, i would pull him over nd search him for some drugs and get my paycheck shoot. also, birdman sounds like a retard always makin' all those dumb noises, he must have turrets syndrome. but back on topic, lil wayne isnt even gonna go to the real jail anyways so it must not be that bad....

on another note, my family are the most annoying poeple to live with, they are always trying to clean something, mind someones business or just do something to piss me off. no i am not going to bed at 11 because i dont have school tomorrow. no i dont want to clean up the kitchen because you only cleaned up twho things alex. yes, i am going upstairs mother because i live in this house too. WHO ASKS SOMEONE WHERE THEY ARE GOING IN THEIR OWN HOUSE?!?!!? i feel like the one in jail, forget lil weezy... This oppresion needs to end.

as well it has been snowing like a mofo recently and i would like to ask the lord why, why he would make it snow when it was a saturday and why so late in the winter? i am ready for spring now lord, it would be nice instead of major snow, we could have a lil sleet or a light rain once in awhile...some people like the snow, and good for them, they should move to canada or some where far up north in the middle of nowhere, but in good ol' illadephia, i would prefer it to be on the hotter side, you know, like good ATL shawty.

Well, to everyone I hope that you all enjoy your snowday's and find it restful and full of hooka and brownies.

Yours thoughtfully,

Peace & Blessings,

J. H. Turner

DEUCES WENCH

JT

p.s. Samie is the best baker. Hit her up for some delicious pastries.

Screwed Up videos

So Hungry

video post part dos

i struggle with videos....

i sound really weird. or is that just how i hear myself? i dont know.

i hope yall enjoy this.. you greedy negras..