Sunday, April 10, 2011

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it couldn't be..............................

hehehe,
i'm back yall.


(at least for the moment...)

Today
me: did you study for bio!?
tess: no
me: dummy
tess: foh
me: smd
tess: tbh
me: tbh what?
tess: haha idgaf
me: ydgaf, ssmfdb
tess: smgdh
me: smh
tess: fu
me: bg
tess: khghffjbv
me: ysdtdmagdsbymtsu
tess: mandjeughtshhytkabc
me: idwysgafliwyl
tess: gr
me: ysats
tess: yadnom
me:fohblisbsmfdrn





tess:no
me: itoybs
^^^^^^^^^
we may or may not have a secret language.

i'll love you forever if you can find out what we're saying because i forgot....
awkwaaardd.

a note to the reader:
it's been a while, and we all know writing is like a sport, if you don't practice for a while you get rusty and crusty.
right now, i'm crusty, rusty, and strugglin...

let's begin with prom...

it is OUTRAGEOUS>>>!!!
ijustdon'tunderstandhowsomethinglikethatcancost$125!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!we'reatthegosdamnPLEASETOUCHMUSEM!!!!
  1. the ish better pop
  2. the DJ better be on point
  3. the food better be delicious
  4. the place better have waiter
possible reactions for prom:
  • if the foods bad i will..
  1. spit it out
  2. throw it on the floor
  3. make a scene
  4. act OUTRAGEOUS
  5. all of the above.
take a guess...


i've run out of things that are semi-interesting !!


oh well.


cya lataaa alagatur



pa siempre...

con cariño,

este niño yarred.


Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Crazy Ass Weekend

DeAR rEadEr, Twas a rough while that has caused this egregious mistake in not posting more posts, I do apologize.. Read on.






Of course the one day when I'm not in philly, the person to whom I've suggested to have a fiesta would have one.. But at least I got to feed myself wit sum cupcakes... I DON'T EVEN KNOW.


Ridda was in our math class today cause people kept sayin that The Chow is trippin'., i guess so cause she is kinda a crack head sometimes.... I DON'T EVEN KNOW.


Mr. Musto got with this one chick, and then she threw up all over janes houses floor. SMGDH.....
I DON'T EVEN KNOW


Drunk people do stoopid shyt. .... I DO KNOW.


"curfew sux mo d" - Clay




Princeton is off.. They don't have a good representation of brown people..





"Who doesn't smoke a crack-pipe before a soccer game!?" - Tyrell



What has the world come to?!'





Baby Trex HOUNGRY!









Thank you for reading,







DEUCEZ MUFUCKAAAAAAAAAA





Jurred T.



Monday, October 11, 2010

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Im Lost...

HELP FIND ME!! IM IN APPEL FARMS NEW JOISEY! all i see are corn fields and open land! THE AIR IS TOO CLEAN I NEED MO POLLUTION!! theres too much nature out here and i bet theres a whole lot of stars at night and its really quiet. I MISS GUN SHOTS AND POLICE SIRENS :( help meeee on another note. i went to georgetown cupcakes yesterday and it was the shiiiiiit!! i got a red velvet cupcake and it was sooo goood!! it had a marsmellow on the top of the icing. it was perfect. anyways... choir has 50 mofos in it...what the fuuuck?! all these yunbuls are here.. yes i said yunbuls cause im old as hell. HELP ME! im outtie. deucezz ninjas, jt

Monday, August 23, 2010

Same Old Same Old...

Same Old cheap ass phone for posting random shit up in this bitch. Same old boring ass english books to read.... fuck the old shit! the only positive thing i have to say is that i got my writing section of the SAT from a 400 to a 600 and its still goin up! wooop...... lemme cop a idea for shit to talk about?? sHoUT oUtZ tO 3rRyOn3 wH0 r3aD dIZ sHyT sTiLL D3c3z, Jt

Saturday, August 14, 2010

back on a computer...

SMFH...... it really has been over a long period of time that i haven't used a computer for a post...


TOO LONG YO!


im at the "vineyard" with all these other bourgeoisie black people from jack and jill...

did you know that refills at this rib joint cost "80 cents"....
WHY 80?!
why not,,75,,,50,,,,25???
WHY NOT FREE?!!?!

they have good fries though so idk...


CHOIR CAMP WHOOOP WOOOP!

siike naw... its in the middle of nowhere with a pit of penis shaped objects...

i'll pass.

but i can't im librarian... AHAA classic..


{brea hall is a twat}


junior year in t minus too many days to keep track of cause i dont need to think yet.

summer=SAT prep/reading for school...


mas triste....


4% battery left..

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im outtie








DEUCESSS YO :p






shout outz to bridge and daisy d.